an hour

in the life of a 1 year old
first you must stand on the table, this allows you better access to the toys.
it also allows you to be taller than all the other daycare kids, thus intimidating them with your size.
and if that doesn't work there is always your voice, which you use quite effectively, especially in the scream mode.
which you used again and again. each and every time a child would come close you would scream thus making them incapable of taking or touching your toys, let alone move.
did I mention you are 1
sigh, it doesn't appear to matter how many times I redirect, say no, or scold, you continue to return to this place, if nothing you are consistent.

of course it is necessary to flash that dimpled smile every now and again just to throw everyone off...
so often I hear "how can she possible be a stinker, just look at her" oh bother I do, all.day.long.

and once you have reigned supreme over the toys I often find you gazing out the window, (plotting your next takeover) with wonder and curiosity ...
at the top of the hour just hit repeat