curls..

so the picture isn't the best and you certainly can't see those curls on top of her head, but, trust me she has beautiful curls,which haven't disappeared as her hair has grown longer. They get curlier when the humidity is intense, and often just look like a riot waiting to happen atop her head. Now if you look at her face you may notice it appears greasy as do her arms, her legs also are giving off a shiny gleam, trust me it's there...here is a close up of the shiny/greasy face, adorable right?what caused it? well that would be ...this....the very expensive hair cream I just purchased (notice "just" purchased that is important since no child has ever attacked an almost empty container of anything in my house) guaranteed to keep the curl in my hair thru any and all weather conditions, no guarantee on the kid conditions. She used it as lotion, some ended up in her hair, but of course it was completely unnecessary since she obviously needs no help with her curls. She used plenty, one certainly wouldn't want to go sparse when slathering on lotion/expensive hair cream. Her skin looked a bit splotchy last night after I washed her skin repeatedly,but this morning she appears to be her usual self. I'm sure she is already planning her next round of attack.